I like to spoil myself. I haven’t had anyone (yet) in my life to spoil me, so it is one of those things that I take pleasure in doing for myself. There is very little I deny myself as I believe you only live once and therefore must squeeze every moment for the pleasure it provides. Because of this motto, when I find a toy that can satisfy two desires at once, I jump on it. Pun intended.

Such is the Dual Penetrator Vibrator. Being rather vain, the first thing I noticed about this vibe is its beautiful clear, bright blue color. I like pretty vibrators in hot colors. Because it is waterproof, there are no wires or controllers to get tangled around your thighs or wrists. The next thing I noticed is that it was not as big as I thought it would be. It is one thing to read measurements and see a picture; it is another thing entirely when said object is in your hands.

Mind you, I was not disappointed. This toy is petite, and would be perfect for someone who is new to anal play and double penetration. The front penis is vascular and shaped like a penis, albeit a narrow one, and the back probe is a series of beads. Both are very flexible. I loaded the toy with batteries and turned it on. The dial knob allows for adjustable vibration from mild to ooooh yes! I could hardly wait to get it inside me.

One of my favorite sexual escapades took place in my kitchen, bent over one of my dining chairs. On this particular day, that came to mind and I decided to relive it with the help of my new blue toy. I shimmied out of my clothes and went for the lube right there next to the centerpiece.

As with any anal exploration, the key is lubrication lubrication lubrication. I used Pjur Woman Lubricant and love the consistency and natural feel of it. With one knee propped on the chair, spread open as if on display, I stroked the lube on my clit and pussy. I didn’t need much as I was getting quite turned on at just how depraved and anxious I was. I swirled some lube around my bum, just inside, and then lubed the beaded part of the Dual Penetrator, just to get it good and slippery. I do so love slippery.

Then, bent over my dining chair, braced against the table, I inserted first the anal probe then the penis.

Being rather narrow, they were easy to insert. The base has a 5” shaft / handle which makes it easy to grasp once the toy is in. I turned it on low and started to purr. I began pumping, pressing it deep into me, both holes filled, penises moving in unison. The vibration traveled the length of both cocks, teasing me, making the pleasure mix so that I could not differentiate what felt better, my bum or my puss.

I wanted it all, to take it all inside me. I moved my knee from the chair to the high table, as if I were going to crawl up on it. I thought about my lover thrusting into me from behind the last time I was bent over in this room. Then, I turned the vibration all the way high and began thrusting fast. My senses were on overload, such that I knew an orgasm was on its way and that there would be no stopping it.

Have you ever had that? Knowing you were going to come, but not being there yet, the feeling so intense, almost painful so that your stomach clenches and you can barely breathe, knowing that when you do come, it will be one that rocks you from the inside out. That’s where I was. The feel of the beads popping in and out of my bum, sliding through the tight muscles, the vibration against my body between the two holes, the front toy giving my sex something to grip. Delicious.

My orgasm was complete, more than a clitoral, more than a vaginal, more than anal. It was all encompassing because I had pleasured all of myself at once. As I laid panting over my table, breasts pressed against the cool wood, I felt the aftershocks, the throbbing in my sex that tells me I got off really really well. I can’t help but smile wickedly when I look at my table now and think of that. Though I’ve played with the Dual Penetrator since in the shower and in bed, the best was still splayed out on my dining table. Anyone want to come for dinner? See it now at The South Coast Pleasure Company

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